Tales of a Wannabe Genius

This. 100% This.

This show is terrible.

I would gladly let Eva Green bugger me.

matthewjamespoole:

Michael Owen 17 in 52 for Utd

Fernando Torres 12 in 64 for Chelsea

Stewart Downing 0 in 36 for Liverpool.

All your base are belong to us.

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—	Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

If Skyrim came out for Gameboy.

THIS! ALWAYS THIS!

So very true.

You only had one fucking job, Phil. One job.

(IDC if I posted this before. It cracks me up every time!)

Happiness (and spirits).